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Ted the Health Inspector


Who is Ted?

Follow Ted through his day in the field as a Health Inspector.
@TedTheInspector

Some call him hapless, some heroic. Some of you have been where Ted is and have experienced what Ted goes through every day. Some of you work with Ted or several Teds. However you identify with him, you all know him: Ted is the man in the trenches - sometimes literally. Ted is performing your Health Inspections, he's dealing with angry restaurant owners and with clueless food workers. Ted is inspecting your septic tanks and the farms where your food comes from. Ted has a very important job - one that too often goes unrecognized.

We recognize the importance of Ted and everyone he represents. That's why we go to great lengths to build software to assist Ted and everyone he works with. When you're out in the field dealing with the complexities of your job, you don't need clunky software to hold you back. That's where we come in - from Permitting and Licensing to Inspections, Assessments and Enforcements, we provide the tools you and Ted need to get your job done. Ted, and thousands like him have experienced first-hand the power of The Digital Health Department.

Calendar Caption Contest

In 2010, we published the first edition of the "Year in the Life of Ted The Health Inspector" calendar. Our December 2010 cartoon had several captions that were considered and there was a lot of debate here internally about which one should win. We had a lot of fun asking everyone around the company what they thought and we were surprised by how many people wanted to be involved. So, we thought we would extend the fun to our clients and prospective clients alike. Send us your caption for the December 2010 cartoon and you could win $200! If we're feeling generous, maybe we'll give out some prizes for runners-up as well.

Didn't Get a Calendar?

If you didn't get your "Year in the Life of Ted the Health Inspector" calendar for 2010, drop us a line and we'll send you a copy! Our 2010 calendar is chock-full of 13 months of Ted in all his glory.

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